Oh Christina, what happened!?

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OK, so I don’t want to be mean here, because I’m all for advocating healthy eating, and a healthy body image and all that shit. But seriously, Christina, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!

There are no actual words. Perhaps it’s the wrong choice of dress or a simple bad angle?



Christina Aguilera unveils ‘Your Body’ video

Well, it’s nice to see Xtina is back  and in her whole DIRRTY phase once more.

Christina unveiled her video for Your Body earlier and I’m fucking LOVING IT!

It’s got glamour, it’s tacky, it’s dirty and everything I could have hoped for. 

I’d better be careful about using the term ‘slag’ or ‘whore’ when referring to Christina in case I anger the loony fan who I received abusive phone calls from earlier this month.

So, here you go loony fan, this is for you!